Wow. That's fucking hot.
Fuck!
-Did it leave a mark? -Yeah.
Fucker.
-It hurts? -Yeah.
He was shooting it and I walked up and he just felt it.
So close.
Fuck!
Ow! Fuck!
That burns, dude.
Yeah, dude.
Double-cross a double-crosser.
-You ready? -Yeah.
By the way, Wee Man makes a very cute duck.
He's adorable.
All political correctness aside,
little white swan
in a big black swan's neighbourhood. Always dangerous.
Question of the day.
Will the ugly duckling become a beautiful swan,
or will he just get his ass kicked?
You be the judge.
The ugly duckling's only hope is to give the black swan a French kiss.
Yeah, give him a kissy-poo.
Rub his tummy.
He has a good right hook.
-Shit. -Run away, run away.
Run, Wee Man.
It's a snapping turtle on a stick.
You wanna get a picture of it, Lance?
Come on.
I feel
like a bad dad.
Are you okay?
No, no, no, no, no, no!
That's another thing I hate about skiing.
Fucks your baby up.
Shit!
You're okay.
He's okay. He's okay, yeah.
Yeah.
Don't tell his mommy, please. She's kind of a bitch about this.
Yeah, you gotta move up a little bit.
What? That thing on the back?
-It'll whack me in the face. -I don't think it'll hit you.
It ain't gonna hit you, I promise.
-All right, it's gonna fucking slap me. -Show him how you do it.
Fat-Fat is hungry for some chocolate. So now I'm gonna feed him.
Come here.
Jeff?
Dumbass.
What happened?
The director,
who's an asshole...
You got a bloody lip.
He's like, "No, it won't hit you, get closer."
This...
Just one day, I just wanna have him in front of the camera.
So I can shit in his face, piss on his leg.
"It's not gonna hit you. I bet you 20 bucks. As a matter of fact, 40."
Yeah. I just want to get him in front of the camera
and just have a bull run at his face,
just beat the shit out of him.
Asshole.
-Where'd it hit you? -Right here.
Fuck, that's funny.
Let's party!
We tried to film this scene on a boogie board
and it was beautiful.
These, like, playtime balls in an elevator,
and it opens up and I come sliding out,
drop knee style on a boogie board, like this.
Like that.
And you might not use this, I might be babbling,
but I'm just gonna give you a little background on drop knee riding
and my history with it.
Drop knee boogie boarding
was invented by Jack "the Ripper" Lindholm
on the north shore of Oahu,
and he would ride the big waves of the Pipeline
in a position
kind of diagonal with his weight more on his back foot.
Like this.
And then,
later, the next famous drop knee boogie boarder
was Keith Sasaki.
He was a small wave hotdog.
He would ride a little more upright and more facing forward
for a small wave attack.
When I was in the elevator, I had to ask myself,
"Chris, what are you gonna do? Drop Jack the Ripper style,
"for big wave tube riding? It is a big drop.
"Or for a hotdog attack,
"like Keith Sasaki?"
And what I did was, I kind of combined the two.
Takes a lot of strength and power and aggression.
I knew I had all three of those elements,
but could I combine them?
I think so.
You can decide when you watch.
I just got to work and I heard Bam's asleep in the van.
Come with me, Rick.
You can pay for one of them fancy defibrillators,
or you can just get the boys to build you one.
Way to go, boys.
So someone said that Bam's asleep in the van
and I'm gonna go give him a little wake up
with this high-tech defibrillator that the boys have made.
-Are those air hockey... -It's defibrillator paddles.
Clear!
Where's he at? Where's he at?
Clear!
Fuck you, man.
What happened?
-Did he get you? -Did he...
Yeah, he got me.
God, I was worried 'cause you weren't responding to people.
At least, we know you're alive.
I just saved his life. I just saved your life, Bam.
Do you have a fear of heights?
An extreme fear of heights, yes.
That's my biggest fear in the world, is heights.
I pictured, like, a pirate ship,
maybe 10 feet off the water.
Yo, ho, ho and a bottle of rum
Not this fucking nightmare.
This ship would have to be on fucking fire for me to jump off of it.
Shiver me timbers, matey.
We're making our peg boy walk the plank today
for the attempted and successful mutiny on my poop deck.
Preston was caught violating the fellow crew
and if we don't punish him for it,
people are gonna think we enjoyed ourselves.
All right. Out there.
Whatever you do, don't look behind you.
One, two, three!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
What?
Dude, it fucking sucks. Are you fucking kidding me?
I think, if we would have had a bigger cannon with more power
to knock me off, it would've been a golden bit.
But it's not a perfect science,
when you're shooting a fat guy with a cannon.
We can make the impact much stronger this time, right?
Yeah.
All right, reload it, let's do it again.
Okay, three, two, one!
Man overboard!
-Crap! -It's beautiful!
Yeah, Preston!
Man overboard!
Oh, my God!
Man overboard.
-Crap! -It's beautiful!
-That's it for this bit. -Are you ready for 3.5?
Did the rock salt hurt yesterday?
Oh, my goodness!
Yeah, I got that shit on my ass, too.
There's our launch pad, right over there, where that camera is.
Landing pad.
-Space station. -Space.
Easy day.
-Easy day. -Final frontier.
It is.
In the early days of Jackass, Bam used to be really homophobic,
and he used to really say, "No gay stuff for me, man."
And now, he's always the first of all. "Oh, you're gonna shoot a dildo rocket?
"Shoot it into my ass!"
Dunn got caught shoving that tiny Corvette up his butt
-and... -I get caught.
...everybody talks about it.
So I just have a lot of bits involving my ass,
simply because he got caught shoving a Corvette up his butt.
So you're just admitting to stealing my thunder,
-right here in front of me. -A little bit.
-Right here and now. -Jesus.
That's what you get, enough of the gruff.
What you're about to see is extremely dangerous.
Kids, I beg you, never try this at home.
This is Rocket Ass.
I'm gonna land this missile right on your anus.
I'll bet.
-Pucker up, buttercup. -I am.
What? Like you've never seen this before?
God be with you.
You better give me a countdown, you son of a bitch.
Three, two, one. Blast off!
Oh, my God!
It's terrifying.
It seems to me, when it comes to things going up the butt and so on,
like when you're the giver,
you're totally innocent,
the receiver is the one that's a little bit goofy.
But when it comes to oral play,
the guy receiving it is totally innocent, the guy giving it's guilty.
What's up with that?
We're about to get Steve-O and/or Knoxville
raped by a donkey.
On Wildboyz, we filmed these two men in a llama suit that got raped by an elk.
And we thought that was the funniest thing we've ever shot.
In our opinion, no one ever saw Wildboyz,
so let's get it again with a donkey and a donkey suit,
that will be funny.
Steve-O, how come you're always the back in this situation?
I don't know, man.
Because I don't feel like getting my eye glued shut.
Oh, my God.
I think that if you look at that helmet, you're in a much tougher spot than I am.
What has two thumbs and loves donkey cock?
This guy.
What's your predictions?
I only hope
there's a lot of biting involved and penetration.
I don't think this scene is done until somebody gets penetrated.
Steve-O.
And now it's time for the Donkey Ride.
All right, Knoxville and I, we're in the donkey suit,
trying to get fucked by a donkey.
Yeah, that didn't work.
You want them kind of closer to the gate here?
Yeah, we're trying to get to the...
But neither one of these jackasses seem to be interested.
We need an erection.
We need to get an erection for...
I'll jerk that fucking thing off.
If that's what the scene is gonna come down to,
I'll jerk that thing off. I'll do that with no fear.
-I'm an animal lover. -Let me go find out.
You know, in Jackass, I think, we used to let bits fail
a lot easier before, but now, we're pretty committed to 'em.
This is gonna turn out to be like underwater farts.
We're just not gonna throw in the towel.
We're gonna keep doing it every time.
Take two, donkey fucker.
We're here to watch live bestiality,
disguised as a comedy.
-There's something wrong about this. -Yeah.
The slippery slope.
Okay, guys, we got here,
this is love potion number one.
This is the real, original, donkey love potion.
-It's pee-pee? -Yeah, of one that's in season.
-That means in heat? -In heat.
And if we were to pour that on his haunches,
-then it might encourage the donkey to.. -Hopefully so. Yeah.
All right, well, let's...
Is this love... Okay, let me put the head on.
Let us get all into donkey mode first.
Hey, Knoxville, put a little around the mouth hole, too.
-Yeah, yeah. -You think you're safe
'cause Steve-O's in the back, man?
That donkey might want a blowjob, man.
I've seen this shit happen before.
-Wow! That's very syrupy pee. -You watch out, Knoxville.
Thank you.
Let me make sure this stuff is cool.
Wow!
You gotta see this shit.
Oh, wow!
It's very syrupy...
-So... -...and it's fucking delicious.
Yup, I drank it.
My stomach is getting...
I never used to have a nervous stomach, man.
Working with Steve-O this long makes me have one.
So we shot this bit over and over and over again...
We are ready and waiting.
...we never got it.
I guess they just weren't very attractive.
Jackass 4, we'll get one of the guys raped by a donkey.